spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

(via thisparadiseishell)

Why can’t I live in a world where someone cute comes up and kisses me?..

I’m too horny for the amount of sex I’m not having.

(via amsen)

suaine:

hungrylikethewolfie:

suaine:

nointerrruption:

growing up sucks because you realize $1000 isn’t a lot of money

Growing up sucks because you realize $1000 is a fortune.

Growing up sucks because you realize both of these are true at the same time.

Exactly.

(via notquitenaomi)